"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it"
Drunk as a Lord Admiral T-Shirt — Nautical Vintage Pub Humor Tee
Sport Grey / S
Sale price
£16.99
Regular price
£22.99
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This comfortable crewneck tee carries cheeky naval humor with a vintage, badge-style print that reads “Drunk as a Lord Admiral.” The artwork layers nautical icons, a crowned skull, and a weathered Union Jack for a rugged, sea-worn look that feels lived-in and irreverent. Lightweight, breathable and soft against the skin, the shirt wears like a trusted favorite — great for pub nights, regatta socials, or lazy weekends when you want to make people laugh without trying. The subtle natural fleck options and quality printing keep the design bold while the blank’s smooth surface ensures crisp detail and long-lasting color.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit without side seams for a cleaner look and less fabric waste
- Ribbed, elastic crew neckline with shoulder tape to resist stretching
- Durable, high-quality prints: DTG for the main design, DTF for sleeve and inner neck labels
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and EU-compliant safety standards
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Drunk as a Lord Admiral T-Shirt — Nautical Vintage Pub Humor Tee
Sale price
£16.99
Regular price
£22.99
About this Tee
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit without side seams for a cleaner look and less fabric waste
- Ribbed, elastic crew neckline with shoulder tape to resist stretching
- Durable, high-quality prints: DTG for the main design, DTF for sleeve and inner neck labels
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and EU-compliant safety standards
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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Shipping & Returns
• Orders are typically shipped within 2-4 business days of placing the order.
• Once shipped, allow 2-4 business days for orders to be delivered.
Returns
Our goal at Tees From History is that you love your order. Our History gear is typically non-returnable since they are made to order, but please reach out to us if something isn't right.
• Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund. If you ordered the wrong size we can't accept the return unfortunately.
• No refunds will be issued after 30 days from the purchase date.
• Please contact us at teesfromhistory@gmail.com if you believe you are eligible for a refund.
Refund Eligibility
• Received product damaged or defective.
• Within 30 days of purchase.
• Must be unused and be returned in the same condition in which you received your item.
• You can always contact us for any return questions at teesfromhistory@gmail.com.
Printing partner
All our orders are shipped together with our printing partner 'Printify'.
Care Instructions
- Wash Cold.
- Use Gentle Detergent.
- Avoid Fabric Softeners.
- Dry Low or Air Dry.
- Avoid Iron Directly on Print.
- Avoid Dry Cleaning.
Following these steps will keep your printed t-shirt vibrant and looking great for years!
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Not all history tees are made equal. Here's how ours stack up against the usual alternatives.
| What matters | Tees From History | Fast-fashion tee | Marketplace print-on-demand |
|---|---|---|---|
| Historically researched designsEvery print is checked against primary sources. | Yes | No | Partly |
| Heavyweight cottonSoft, structured and built to last. | Yes | No | Partly |
| Print that lastsHolds up wash after wash. | Yes | Partly | No |
| Designed in the UK | Yes | No | No |
| The story behind each designLearn the history you're wearing. | Yes | No | No |
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