"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it"
T-Shirt — 'Divorced. Beheaded. Died.' Humorous Tudor History Graphic Tee
Sport Grey / S
Sale price
£16.99
Regular price £22.99
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This lightweight cotton tee carries a darkly humorous vintage illustration that reads “DIVORCED. BEHEADED. DIED.” above a regal, exasperated Tudor figure. It feels like a sidelong wink to history — a shirt for someone who likes clever, slightly irreverent humor and wearable art that sparks conversation. The soft ring-spun cotton and classic crew neck make it comfortable for all-day wear, while the printed sleeves and neck label use modern DTF/DTG methods for clear, durable color. Wear it layered with a denim jacket, or alone with jeans when you want your outfit to tell a quick, witty story.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a smooth, cleaner look
- Durable DTF/DTG prints for crisp, long-lasting graphics
- Ribbed crew neckline and shoulder tape to maintain shape and fit
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
T-Shirt — 'Divorced. Beheaded. Died.' Humorous Tudor History Graphic Tee
Sale price
£16.99
Regular price £22.99
About this Tee
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a smooth, cleaner look
- Durable DTF/DTG prints for crisp, long-lasting graphics
- Ribbed crew neckline and shoulder tape to maintain shape and fit
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Size Chart
Size Chart
Shipping & Returns
• Orders are typically shipped within 2-4 business days of placing the order.
• Once shipped, allow 2-4 business days for orders to be delivered.
Returns
Our goal at Tees From History is that you love your order. Our History gear is typically non-returnable since they are made to order, but please reach out to us if something isn't right.
• Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund. If you ordered the wrong size we can't accept the return unfortunately.
• No refunds will be issued after 30 days from the purchase date.
• Please contact us at teesfromhistory@gmail.com if you believe you are eligible for a refund.
Refund Eligibility
• Received product damaged or defective.
• Within 30 days of purchase.
• Must be unused and be returned in the same condition in which you received your item.
• You can always contact us for any return questions at teesfromhistory@gmail.com.
Printing partner
All our orders are shipped together with our printing partner 'Printify'.
Care Instructions
- Wash Cold.
- Use Gentle Detergent.
- Avoid Fabric Softeners.
- Dry Low or Air Dry.
- Avoid Iron Directly on Print.
- Avoid Dry Cleaning.
Following these steps will keep your printed t-shirt vibrant and looking great for years!
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